Chain Writing

 I hate the hairdresser. I really do. He had totally changed my life from before, leaving me the "well-cut hair".
 That morning, I woke up with a wet pillow. At first, I thought it was my saliva that made the pillow wet, but it actually was blood. I freaked out, but I found out that I just simply had a bloody nose. I put the cover of the pillow into water, and took a shower. As I took off the shower from the wall, the lights went out. Take it easy, man. Just think that I'm sleeping. Yes, I have a nyctophobia.
 As I could not see anywhere, I called for help. "Mom! I can't see anything! Please open the door and give me flashlight!" Even though I called her ten times, she did not come; she was watching a soap opera 응답하라 1988. However, I did finish taking shower and went to my mom's room to complain to her. Yet, she looked at me strangely. She said, "Cut your hair."
  But to my surprise, I saw no need of taking a haircut. All I could feel was a cold, slimy head of a serpent. I looked into a mirror, and hissed in shock. How pathetic I looked in the long body. The, finally every hair fell down from my body. I got shocked again. Oh my hair!
 Then, with a sudden shock, I realized something. This was all because of our local hairdresser. Some might think this as absurd, but that moment, I could argue with everything I had to prove he was the reason for my distress.
 I had gone to get a haircut the day before. there was something absurd about the hairdresser. "Take a seat," he murmered in an eerie voice. His voice reminded me of Medusa. Coming to think of it, I think there were two stone statues in front of the hair salon. Now that I'm thinking, those may have been more than decorations. I'd heard that a schoolboy and a schoolgirl had gone missing a few weeks ago. Is that where they were? Anyways, back then, I hadn't noticed.
 I didn't go to school for three days to wait for my hair to grow up. Why just three days? It was because my mom figured out I was absent for school for such trivial thing, but more serious problem was that I cannot feel anything growing from my smooth head. Are three days not short time? At least my skin should feel very rough. Where did my beautiful hair go? I used to be called a bear because I had so much hair growing fast. I wil call 5858(모발모발).
 I posted a question on Naver 지식in, asking "How many days are needed for hair to grow up from a bald hair?" I waited for the answers for two days. With a big hope, I started to read the answers to my question. The first one was advertisement: "Call me, 5858." The second one was "Just give me 내공(credit points for the Naver 지식인)." The last one was kind of a serious answer, but after reading it, I fell into an endless desparation. It read that it takes at least one year. Yeah.. Now it's clear for me.. I could almost see myself taking a year off from school. Now that I know what to do, here's my plan: to be the Kungfu master. Let's go to the Shaolin Monastery.